POORLY GIRL

Alice is a very poorly girl, she is currently going by her Latin name - Pukus Maximus! She has a "viral infection" (the name given to most illnesses by many doctors), following a cold she had last week. It is a very sorry state of affairs, mainly as she won't be sick in anything - bucket, potty, towel etc she will only be sick on things - carpets, me and Christian's side of our bed! This is very unfortunate for him as he can't cope with the smell (justice I suppose for a certain couple from York!).

Anyway we've been told to give her plenty of fluids, she can eat bland food, we are to ride out the vomit showers and be prepare for the rear end to join in! lovely!! Following that last piece of information I have decided to postpone Mum's birthday dinner party on Saturday night!